G.O.A.T.

Boy, oh boy, I do love a good sports film and TYSON is right up there with Tokyo Olympiad and Cool Runnings in my mind. When you hear some of the insane shit that comes out of his mouth (sample: "I'll fuck you till you love me faggot") you can really see why a lot of guys lost before they even set foot in the ring with him.

Encounter #97: "I have to train."

No kidding, idiot. You got took -- HARD. I know he was once an Oakland A, a founding Bash Brother. But he's also a gigantic fool with no class and less brains. Not that I think Jack Cust is any better. But Cust didn't grab some limelight for an opportunistic buck (and change the image of baseball in the process); all Cust did was fall down and strike out a lot. --RWK

Encounter #63: Knocked the fuck out.

You could say this is what the Husky Boys did last night. Or you could say this is what the Coens did tonight. Or you could say this is what Daniel Day does to the field. Or you could say this is serious. "Like a shotgun." --RWK