Ice Cream Terrorism

Stealing a page from my long lost cohorts, an excerpt from a chat last night that had my sides splitting. FYI/BTW: I was imagining Wonder Breads, not a baguette.

12:17 AM America: i'm spilling ice cream all over myself

12:18 AM Thailand: haha

tight

haven't had good ice cream in a minue

minute

12:19 AM America: i shld ship u some of this

http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/our-flavors/#product_id=108

12:20 AM Thailand: oh yeah

the colbert one

America: hella good

Thailand: yeah

you know what the preferred vehicle for ice cream is here?

bread

America: hahahaha

12:21 AM Thailand: yeah

a literal ice cream sandwich

its bizarre

America: hahaha

lol

Thailand: in a culture that doesn't even really have bread, they put their ice cream on it

12:22 AM America: amazing

i'm still lol

Thailand: yeah

i still laugh when i see it

i'll find you a pic

12:23 AM America: k

12:24 AM Thailand: http://www.mybkk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bkkthaiicecreamsandwich.jpg

i dunno maybe its good

12:26 AM America: hahaha

12:27 AM that looks AWFUL

Thailand: yeah

it doesnt' look great

maybe if it was like french toast or something

12:28 AM then i'd be down

12:29 AM America: yea, you shld try it

and write a bit about it

Thailand: yeah i will

12:30 AM i've been meaning to try it for a while

but whenever i see it i can't bring myself to do it

12:31 AM America e: i honestly dont blame you

Thailand: yeah

theres a lot of shit i still gotta try

12:32 AM weird shit

America: i cant get over the fact that the chocolate in that picture looks like shit

like real shit

12:33 AM Thailand: yeah thats the thing too

is the ice cream here is never good

chocolates never good

unless its from somewhere else

America: looks like bad soft serve

12:34 AM Thailand: basically anything thats not traditionally thai is done badly

America: such blanket statements only make me lol

Thailand: i guess thats how it always is

haha

i'm for real

America: i never use "lol" but there's no other way for me to say it right now

12:35 AM Thailand: thai made chocolate is just bad

America: i believe you!

Thailand: i don't blame them

its a relatively new thing

same with ice cream

bread

cheese

America: hahaha

12:36 AM Thailand: anyway

i gotta get going

me: ok

thanks for the laughs

Thailand: yeah

me: i shld probly sleep too

Thailand: the laffs are on me

Design Poach #17: Ice Cream Paint Job

First, get over me being "late." This blog is not about timeliness. Next: Love how low-tech this "video" is... and with roughly 400,000 views. Why "Design Poach"? Cuz my next 4-wheeler will defo have baby blue walls. I'm talkin Nuggets colorways. Cuz I ride hard like all them tatt'd up boyz. Take it to Kobe, make him do work; make him earn his Finals. Or, you know, clean him up and take it to Bron yourselves. Either way, you know the entire locker room of the Nuggets loves this song. --RWK

--many months later: derr, guess i had the wrong vid after (before) all...........