Genius Marketing #36: Fuck Guitar Hero and the Cruise it slid in on.

Genius if only for the fact that it'll pop up all over every idiot blog just like this one for the next week or so and then it'll help sell yet more shit to yet more fools plugged into idiot box boob tubes everywhere. (Cuz, you know, I don't live through my laptop.) --RWK

Encounter #116: Bite me. New York City keeps calling.

Abel Ferrara proves "cool" still happens. It's about strength. Vitality is rare these daze. I know I'm fighting to find it in me every ordinary day down the line. I guess anybody reading this in NYC already knows: go see Mary, like, yesterday over here. --RWK [via Ray Pride, x-posted on ViH]

What Community? #60: Puppies, America

I'm mostly against dogs cuz I think they're dumb but this is pretty fucking tough to resist. I mean, c'mon. More gooey close-ups! Please! --RWK