Friday, April 3, 2009
How low is that hoop? Woody is not long, but very white. Somehow he lays a brown lady in this movie. And somehow, through the magic of movies, he jumps. I will never dunk and I'm okay with that. --RWK [via]
Thursday, April 2, 2009
I'm pretty tired of white people talking about Wayne (as I know Cuy is as well) but allow me this: Wayne knows some hoops. He drops some names you probably don't even want to pay attention to, like Spencer Hawes, noted seven-foot Pacific Northwest redneck Republican. Also, it's unclear who his "we"s refer to, even though "we" all know he's from Nola, not Sacto, and I'm sure he drinks clear alcohol with CP3. He's a genuine weirdo. Related: Maybe my horned rim glasses (yup) should be bigger? --RWK [via]
When my friend showed this to me, I immediately chastised him "to turn that fucking shit off, it's RACIST" (Chiwetl Ejiofor was sleeping in the next room, so scary). Anyway, I enjoy this in private now, especially after a hard day of yelling in the phone.
On another note, I'd like to thank Cuy and Ryland for allowing me to be a complete degenerate on their esteemed blog. Congratulations motherfuckers, none of you will be able to find gainful employment with the U.S. government.
-- Alfonso Ribeiero, Esq.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Apparently this is how LEGO does their business cards. I don't think I'd want it that way, actually. Though, to be fair, I've never been that obsessed with stuff like that; just curious. I mean, I could, understandably, within reason, print up some cards, I guess, if I wanted to, but, you know, like, that would be like, um, a life choice? --RWK [via the guardian]