Ice Cream Terrorism

Stealing a page from my long lost cohorts, an excerpt from a chat last night that had my sides splitting. FYI/BTW: I was imagining Wonder Breads, not a baguette.

12:17 AM America: i'm spilling ice cream all over myself

12:18 AM Thailand: haha

tight

haven't had good ice cream in a minue

minute

12:19 AM America: i shld ship u some of this

http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/our-flavors/#product_id=108

12:20 AM Thailand: oh yeah

the colbert one

America: hella good

Thailand: yeah

you know what the preferred vehicle for ice cream is here?

bread

America: hahahaha

12:21 AM Thailand: yeah

a literal ice cream sandwich

its bizarre

America: hahaha

lol

Thailand: in a culture that doesn't even really have bread, they put their ice cream on it

12:22 AM America: amazing

i'm still lol

Thailand: yeah

i still laugh when i see it

i'll find you a pic

12:23 AM America: k

12:24 AM Thailand: http://www.mybkk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bkkthaiicecreamsandwich.jpg

i dunno maybe its good

12:26 AM America: hahaha

12:27 AM that looks AWFUL

Thailand: yeah

it doesnt' look great

maybe if it was like french toast or something

12:28 AM then i'd be down

12:29 AM America: yea, you shld try it

and write a bit about it

Thailand: yeah i will

12:30 AM i've been meaning to try it for a while

but whenever i see it i can't bring myself to do it

12:31 AM America e: i honestly dont blame you

Thailand: yeah

theres a lot of shit i still gotta try

12:32 AM weird shit

America: i cant get over the fact that the chocolate in that picture looks like shit

like real shit

12:33 AM Thailand: yeah thats the thing too

is the ice cream here is never good

chocolates never good

unless its from somewhere else

America: looks like bad soft serve

12:34 AM Thailand: basically anything thats not traditionally thai is done badly

America: such blanket statements only make me lol

Thailand: i guess thats how it always is

haha

i'm for real

America: i never use "lol" but there's no other way for me to say it right now

12:35 AM Thailand: thai made chocolate is just bad

America: i believe you!

Thailand: i don't blame them

its a relatively new thing

same with ice cream

bread

cheese

America: hahaha

12:36 AM Thailand: anyway

i gotta get going

me: ok

thanks for the laughs

Thailand: yeah

me: i shld probly sleep too

Thailand: the laffs are on me